Me llamo Evan!
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do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
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“yea or nay” i ask the jury. one by one they all stand up. “nay” they say. tears fill my eyes. the bill will not pass. now my son will never get the education he needs. why did i think a jury full of horses was a good idea
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my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great
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anime parents must be so confused like
“we both have brown hair why is our daughter’s hair BLUE”
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